May & June Trip-Day 1 & 2

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May & June Trip-Day 1 & 2

*Sigh*

You know, I haven’t fly for over 8 months. Last trip I did was in September, so ya, about little over 8 months. I couldn’t remember the last time I was so fucking miserable on an airplane. Well, only if I knew ahead of time, I would probably get wasted first and charge my laptop to the fullest (it was 15% till dying). We had almost three hours of layover in Phoenix, if not counting that time, the total travel time would probably be around 11 fucking hours. FM. I didn’t know flying from Honolulu to Orlando would be so much pain in the ass. Anyways, our first supposedly vacation day is wasted on the plane just getting there.

After we got there, things started to get smoother. We got picked up by our shuttle right away. I was dreading that ‘cuz last time we waited for 45 plus minutes. Motherfuckers…then it was a very short drive to our hotel. There was a tiny glitch there, too, I guess. The fucking hotel is in the middle of nowhere. There’s no convenient store or plaza or any sort of shopping area nearby. It’s like a fucking wasteland. I looked on Google Maps ahead of time and there’s seemed to be tons of stuff nearby. I guess when you’re actually on foot, they aren’t so nearby after all. We tried to walk a little bit but the heat was killing us, at 6pm in the afternoon! It was still fucking hot as fuck. FM. So me and beb ordered pizza and just chilled in the room for the night.

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The second day we walked to the nearest car rental place and got us a car. It was a fucking SUV ‘cuz they don’t have any compact cars left. I don’t know why I even bother made the reservation ahead of time. AND there were only less than a quarter gas left, thanks a lot asshole. We drove to Universal Studios and it was so jam-packed. It was memorial day weekend. Good thing I found that out last night and got us couple of express passes. We were able to cut in line like couple of assholes all day, which is cool, ‘cuz you really saved lots of time standing in line. We still stood in line couple of times for re-rides and stuff. Revenge of Mummy was so much fun, almost the same as the one in California. They both are in-door roller coasters but one goes backwards and the other don’t. They’re both super fun though. Rode it twice. The rest of the day went smooth until beb crapped out. We still jet lagged, well, he mostly. So we went home at around 5pm. Ugh.

[PC Gaming]Evoland 2

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[PC Gaming]Evoland 2

Playing Evoland 2, is like playing a game with all sorts of genre and fields dumped into a mixer and mixed together. There is side scrolling shooter, strategy/puzzle planning, beat-em-up style boss battle, Gwent style card games like Witcher 3 and more. It’s very unique and completely separates itself from most of other games that I’ve played. It deserves more credits and attention than it’s getting now, which is almost none. I’ve never heard of the Evoland franchise before getting into the game and I definitely wish I had.

The gameplay is very RPG like. Very typical old school 2-D style. Walking around village, speaking to NPCs, opening up treasure chests, waving your sword at chickens, etc. There are tons of Easter eggs in this game. I came across one on the very first screen, which I thought it was hilarious. Snapchat-444047993The game moves on and I learned more on the plot of the game, which is very unusual. That’s the part where I mentioned the game deserved more credit than given. Without giving away anything about the plot, the game involves and depending heavily on time traveling. And the graphic of the game changed depending on which time period you are in, past, present or future. In the past, the game graphic is very pix-elated, feel like something straight out of the old school gameboy. In the present, it looks exactly like the graphic of the picture to the left. Not entirely crystal clear but better. In the future, the game becomes 3-D and it’s similar to the featured image of this post. I won’t be speaking more on the plot, it’s so frigging complicated anyways I’ll probably confuse you more. And I didn’t understand it entirely on the first run. I had to look up a few things, not to cheat, (ha) but just to clarify a few things I couldn’t understand. Time-traveling is always complex to think about especially one involved with such gigantic mix master of a plot.

It took me about 25 hours of play time to beat the game. Not that the game is long but there’re so much crap to do. You know how when you’re playing GTA 4, it probably won’t take long to beat just to toggle all the main missions only, but in order to achieve 100% completion you need to do a whole mass of other crap, like shooting pigeons. O, man that one pisses me off..okay back to Evoland. So that’s what I was trying to achieve, other than just beat the shit out of the final boss, which is not too hard (took me four tries), I was also trying to collect all the collectibles in game in which I did okay, I got 95% completion and I was only missing a few items. I took a pic of the final shot as evidence but I’m not gonna attach here ’cause it’s sort of a spoiler. For the 100% you’ll probably need help, between all the locations you the game you also got the three time lines to play with. As if it’s not complicated enough.

[PC gaming] How to Survive 2

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[PC gaming] How to Survive 2

Never played 1. Didn’t know who made it. And didn’t know what to expect either. Me and my bae played this game for quite sometimes now we’re close to beating it. So this is a typical zombie slashing, blood squirting, camp building, weapon choosing surviving slash RPG game that beb found for us to play together. I wasn’t too impressed with the zombie theme. I mean C’mon, it’s been done to death pretty much. The only thing attracts me to play it that it allows offline co-op up to four people. So it’s more suitable for people who has equal to or more than three friends. It’s more fun that way, trust me. You can slash zombie by yourself but it gets boring fast kine.

You start the game by building your own character and choose from twelve different shirts for your character to wear. I could be miscounted but it’s around there. The graphic isn’t too impressive but it’s definitely decent. Since it’s pretty much RPG so you go around talking to ugly NPCs and get missions from them, no seriously, they’re ugly as fuck. One of them artwork looks like a chimpanzee and it’s supposed to be a fat lady wearing a mine hat.

Then you gather supplies, upgrade your weapon, build your camp and upgrade your character. It’s pretty repetitive that’s why it’s a good idea to have a friend to play with. At least you have someone who isn’t a NPC to slash with a machete, and ya, you can hurt each other in this game which I thought it was cool.

There isn’t much weapons to choose from, it’s not Dead Rising where you can throw bananas and run them over with shopping carts. The game allows multiply types of ammo. But once you run out on one you need to go to your character menu, slide the mouse over and pick another ammo. Oh, did I mention the game doesn’t pause? No? K, so the game doesn’t pause. If you’re surrounded and you got no time to pick another ammo you are dead. Pretty annoying way to punish someone with multiple ammo in hands. Other than that, it’s still a very fun offline co-op game. There isn’t much nowadays, everything’s online either you gotta pay for online service or better internet. Worth a try if you have a friend and/or the money for a second controller.

[Android gaming] Sara is Missing

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[Android gaming] Sara is Missing

Thanks to my PC gamer magazine, I recently discovered and completed this free android game called Sara is Missing (SIM). Downloadable on both Apple store and Google Play. It’s sort of like a scary, simulation slash puzzle game and it’s very well created.

The plot is pretty simple. You, the player, found a missing person’s smart phone and you’ll try to find her/or find out what happened to her by snooping around her call log, text messages, photos, videos and emails..ya I think that’s all. Maybe there’re more to look that I missed, I don’t know. I like very much the fact that the entire game is based of a phone. Very creative way to get someone attach to a game. And also I found snooping around somebody else’s phone very pleasurable. Not that I do that in real life (smh Emoji insert here).

There’s a few puzzles to solve along the way. Well, not exactly puzzle puzzle but something you gotta think a little and look for. That’s about it. Nothing too difficult you need to break your head thinking about it. The whole play through probably takes about 20 minutes if you take your time reading and looking through everything.

There are some rated R images but nothing too tough to handle. It’s just actors smearing red makeup all over their faces and making grimaces. Overall, it’s pretty creative and fresh idea. I’d like to see more games like this one made. Maybe just a little bit longer? It’s a good start though.